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heyfunniest:

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 

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heyfunniest:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.
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heyfunniest:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.

heyfunniest:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you’re a multicultural bastard.
psychofactz:


 It’s something that most people (probably most likely of the male side of things) don’t know. There is a code and meaning behind the number of roses you give to someone on a bouquet. Here’s some examples:
One rose: On a first date, it means love at first sight. 
Three roses: the shared love of a couple. A traditional one month anniversary.
Nine roses: Means we’ll be together forever.
Twelve roses: Means “be mine!”
Fifteen roses: “I’m sorry!”
Twenty-four: “I’m yours!”

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

psychofactz:

 It’s something that most people (probably most likely of the male side of things) don’t know. There is a code and meaning behind the number of roses you give to someone on a bouquet. Here’s some examples:

  • One rose: On a first date, it means love at first sight. 
  • Three roses: the shared love of a couple. A traditional one month anniversary.
  • Nine roses: Means we’ll be together forever.
  • Twelve roses: Means “be mine!”
  • Fifteen roses: “I’m sorry!”
  • Twenty-four: “I’m yours!”

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

heyfunniest:

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
ratherdielaughing:

I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?
oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing
oh my gosh it’s adorable!
Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
Reblog that shit
this is weirdly hypnotic
shiny

ratherdielaughing:

I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?

oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing

oh my gosh it’s adorable!

Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash

Reblog that shit

this is weirdly hypnotic

shiny